Wednesday, 5 February 2014

BREAKING NEWS

Australia has reinstated Conscription and have occupied many small Polynesian islands. Mass violations of cultural rights of natives has been reported.

A group of Russian commandos have fled to the US embassy in Moscow. They claim asylum and claim they had been ordered to conduct a biological attack on Russian citizens. Their loyalty had been disturbed by continuing rumours about Putin's affair with Hollande.

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